Thursday, April 14, 2011

Here it is: More cool stuff.

It came to my attention that I had this amongst my collection:

A pair of World War II field general's binoculars.
And a SMACK JACK.

So I'm not really sure if its a "Smack Jack" or maybe a "Jumpin Jack" or even a "Slap Jack" a "Black Jack" or a "Crack Smack". But I do know it came in a box with instructions for an N-1 Baton and it is definitely not an "N-1 Baton". Check this out:
This is the box my "Smack Jack" came in. I'm racking my brain wishing if only the N-1 Baton came in this box. Check out how sweet the N-1 Baton is:
This is the actual paperwork that was inside the "SmackJack" box talking about the N-1 Baton.

So I think these Smackjacks are used for keeping under your front seat so when you get into a little scuffle on the road you can pull over and give some idiot a quick slap across the back of the head with it.  I mean I'd never crack someone with a Smackjack but I know one of my buddies whipped one through some guys window after a high speed chase once. So my buddy chased this guy who gave him the finger back to his house right, the guy wheels into his driveway and sprints for the front door. He make it in so my buddy whips his Smackjack through the guys window as he peeps out of his window curtain. Moral of this story: Don't give anyone the finger on the road cause they may fallow you back to your house with a Smackjack.



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Friday, April 1, 2011

New Item: Paul's Weirdo Cards

I know its not swords or guns but check this out. This is the beginning of my recently discovered collection of strange and unusual non-sports cards collection. They're awesome so check it out:


Coming soon:
All 1966 Batman cards completed puzzles. UPDATE - BATMAN PUZZLES COMPLETED!
I made all these puzzles on my TV room table and laid out a black bathroom towel so all the cards wouldn't get banged up while I was making the puzzles. Talk about sweetest dude ever.


1966 Marvel Superhero cards complete puzzle. NOT COMPLETE YET.

I don't really have time to do anything, especially make puzzles cause I work at a breakfast store but this is one thing I wanna make time to do. What you say? Make the puzzles my friend.

Stay Tuned all you nerds. POW!!

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

More stuff from the Swords Vault


Were getting into some new stuff here. Check out the new section "Swords and More" for some more shit. Oh ya, don't get nervous.

COMING SOON: phone calls to swords dealers. Pauls Swords really gets after a few swords dealers, and confuses a few too. Nice. Shut up.

Swords, guns, swords swords and guns.

SWORDS.

What?

(SIDE NOTE: This was part of a wall from my grandfathers house)

Gimme somethin.....

Saturday, October 23, 2010

New Guns!

Alright you Dooshnozzles. Pauls swords was hunting through his grandfathers bedroom and came across a trick flip drawer at the bottom of one of his dressers. Basically it looks like a drawer but when you slide it out there is a hidden drawer that kinda flips up to reveal secrets. Well, behind this flip drawer was these guns. Nice, huh. I know, the american flags a nice touch, and I'm pretty sure the flag the guns are sitting on was riddin through the streets of France after the Allied Forces destroyed the Germans. I think these things can actually blow someones teeth clean off their face.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

New letter found!

Paul's Swords was cleaning out his wallet and found something that put a smile on his face. This was a letter received a while back when Paul's Swords was a young kid. Its easily worth a lot of money so let the bidding start at $5.00.

Sorry I like to party.

(Don't worry, his letter can also be found in the Letters about being upset section)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

a BIG thank you from Paul's Swords

Paul's Swords wants to say thank you. Thank you to all the followers, friends and supporters. Everybody. Without you and all your support this would not be possible. Its been a long and good trip but we made it. Just think....... it only started with a little swords and guns collection. And now look: yardsales, sea trunks, bushes, chinese food...... everything. So thanks again and stay tuned to this website. Its only gonna get funner.

Oh ya, check out the swords and guns collection now son. A bunch of new stuff has been added. Thanks again.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ok, new stuff!



Were getting closer. Pauls Swords had a yardsale but just couldn't part with any of his antique swords and guns. Sorry, I'm keeping those things cause there sweet. But check out the Letters and Yardsales section for news on the yardsale.