Paul's Weirdo Cards Collection

This is it. My collection of strange and unusual cards. I'll be updating this every time I can, like when I'm feeling good about things and want to have some fun.

Vintage Dinosaur Cards:

#4 - Sea Scorpion

Card Comments:
This is easily one of the all time biggest maniacs in history. 6 feet long, lives in the ocean and is a scorpion. Good thing they lived 350 million years ago. Imagine you just booked a JetBlue flight to Aruba, your super psyched to go on a snorkeling expedition so you get all suited up in "Captain CrabSnack's Clam Claw" glass bottom boat with your "new for the trip" Old Navy orange flowered swimming trunks. Next thing you know your flapping around in the coral reef with a 6 foot Sea Scorpion chomping away at your face. Nice job buddy, you did it. Sea Scorpion Bait.


#35 Shovel-Tusker
   

Card Comments:
I would have rather they named this thing a "Shovel-Tooth". Just sounds better. Just lettin you know that you blew it guys.


#39 Woolly Rhinoceros
Card Comments:
The Woolly Rhinoceros? What?


1966 TOPPS BATMAN CARDS


Black Bat Set (1-55)
#6 Chloroform Victim





#15 Batman in Action

01   The Batman
02   Robin - Boy Wonder
03   The Bat Signal
04   Midnight Conference
05   Rooftop Vigil
06   Chloroform Victim
07   Grim Realization
08   Into the Batmobile
09   Face of the Joker
10   Crime Czar
11   Poison Pellet
12   Batman Strikes!
13   The Joker in Jail
14   Nightly Patrol
15   Batman in Action
16   The Penguin's Trap
17   Spikes of Death
18   Robin in Action
19   Fiery Encounter
20   Robin to the Rescue
21   Narrow Escape
22   Double-Cross
23   Umbrella Duel
24   Penguin Captured
25   The Cat Woman
26   Queen of Crime
27   Sinister Smile
28   "Let's Go!"
29   Robin Is Kidnapped
30   Fighting Back
31   Threat of the Cat Woman
32   Bat-a-Rang Bulls-Eye
33   The Enemies Clash
34   Deadly Claws
35   Cat Woman Defeated
36   The Riddler
37   A Trap for Batman
38   Robin Rescued
39   "To the Batcave"
40   Following the Clue
41   Time for a Rescue
42   Robin in Peril
43   The Bat-Gasmask
44   Flying Fists
45   Trap for the Riddler
46   The Bat-a-Rang
47   Deadly Robot
48   Monstrous Illusion
49   Decoy
50   Beastly Encounter
51   Flaming Welcome
52   Winged Giant
53   Race aAgainst Death
54   Whirlpool
55   Hidden Loot



Red Bat Puzzle A Set (1A-44A)
#2A Grappling a Gator
#31A Flying Foes

Lets make some puzzles!


1A   The Ghostly Foe              No.  1 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     A-1
 2A   Grappling a Gator            No.  2 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     A-2
 3A   The Menacing Mummy           No.  3 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     A-3
 4A   Target of the Trapper        No.  4 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     A-4
 5A   Pendulum Peril               No.  5 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     A-5
 6A   Facing the Axe               No.  6 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     B-1
 7A   The Batline Life-Line        No.  7 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     B-2
 8A   Tentacled Terror             No.  8 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     B-3
 9A   Knighting a Thief            No.  9 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     B-4
10A   Cycling Crusader             No. 10 of 10 Batman Puzzle Backs     B-5
11A   Landing a Big One            No.  1 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     A-1
12A   Boiling Bath                 No.  2 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     A-2
13A   Out on a Limb                No.  3 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     A-3
14A   Danger in the Depths         No.  4 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     B-1
15A   Gotham Gallants              No.  5 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     B-2
16A   Portable Bat Signals         No.  6 of 6 Riddler Puzzle Backs     B-3
17A   Link to Lincoln              No.  1 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   A-1
18A   Death Spins a Web            No.  2 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   A-2
19A   Leap for Life                No.  3 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   A-3
20A   Surfing Sleuths              No.  4 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   B-1
21A   Batman Wins a Prize          No.  5 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   B-2
22A   Death Skis the Slopes        No.  6 of 6 Cat Woman Puzzle Backs   B-3
23A   Battling Nature's Fury       No.  1 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       A-1
24A   Tight Squeeze                No.  2 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       A-2
25A   In the Bat Lab               No.  3 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       A-3
26A   The Joker's Last Laugh       No.  4 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       B-1
27A   Striking Out the Cobra       No.  5 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       B-2
28A   Victorious Duo               No.  6 of 6 Joker Puzzle Backs       B-3
29A   Danger from 25th Century     No.  1 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     A-1
30A   Undone by an Umbrella        No.  2 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     A-2
31A   Flying Foes                  No.  3 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     A-3
32A   Captain Kidd's Caper         No.  4 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     B-1
33A   Dynamite in Robin's Nest     No.  5 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     B-2
34A   The Batman Baby Sitter       No.  6 of 6 Penguin Puzzle Backs     B-3
35A   Crime Above the Harbor       No.  1 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      A-1
36A   Cliff Hangers                No.  2 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      A-2
37A   Watery Warfare               No.  3 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      A-3
38A   In the Path of Death         No.  4 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      A-4
39A   Stopping the Sub             No.  5 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      A-5
40A   Inferno of Flame             No.  6 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      B-1
41A   Duel of Death                No.  7 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      B-2
42A   Counterfeit Caped Crusader   No.  8 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      B-3
43A   Menace in Fairyland          No.  9 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      B-4
44A   Batman on Broadway           No. 10 of 10 Robin Puzzle Backs      B-5



Blue Bat Set (1B-44B)
#12B Renegade Roulette


#19B Cornered on a Cliff






1966 FLEER MARVEL SUPER HERO CARDS
(Yup, I have the whole set)
See these cards are the Balls. They talk about 6 of the sweetest dudes of all time.
There are 66 cards in the set and they go 11 cards per dude starting with Cap.

Captain America: 1-11
Ironman: 12-22
Daredevil: 23-33
Spiderman: 34-44
Hulk: 45-55
Thor: 56-66

The card backs also form a puzzle which I really want to assemble but I don't have any friends so I'll have to do it myself. 

I'll show you some highlights from the set. Check it out:

#2 Captain America
This ones cool cause Cap's just or is about to smash someone.
#15 Ironman
This ones nice cause Ironman is in the midst of smashing a lot of dudes
#28 Daredevil
Daredevil is obviously swinging off to smash someone
#37 Spiderman
Spiderman seems kinda upset he just smashed someone. Maybe he smashed his dad by mistake?
#49 Incredible Hulk
Incredible Hulk smashing down a door.
#62 Thor
Thor smashing a truck. See this ones awesome cause its the same hammer swing as "Journey into Mystery 83" We all know what that book is all about.

WACKY PACKAGES 1967 DIE-CUTS
So I got this set of cards, a set of 44 cards. Heres a few examples:

1956 TOPPS JETS CARDS
A whole bunch of awesome airplane cards.
 

These 1962 MARS ATTACKS cards Fuc@%in rule:
I just won these on ebay and I am so psyched. These are easily the coolest cards from the sweet 60's era of cool stuff.
Here we go:
 
The awesomest thing about these cards is the martians are just tearing dudes apart. Look at the huge bug ripping apart that train station. I guess if I owned a dog or was some sort of dog lover I'd be pretty upset about card #36-DESTROYING A DOG. The reason these cards are hard to get is parents freaked out about them and they quickly pulled them off the shelves. I guess kids were probably just losing their minds after sorting through a pack of these bad boys. Look at that robot machine stomping around smashing people. I easily would blow up my buddies tree house after taking a look at that thing. Nice. Too bad I only have 3. I want the whole set bad so if you have any i'll trade instantly.