Thursday, November 4, 2010

More stuff from the Swords Vault


Were getting into some new stuff here. Check out the new section "Swords and More" for some more shit. Oh ya, don't get nervous.

COMING SOON: phone calls to swords dealers. Pauls Swords really gets after a few swords dealers, and confuses a few too. Nice. Shut up.

Swords, guns, swords swords and guns.

SWORDS.

What?

(SIDE NOTE: This was part of a wall from my grandfathers house)

Gimme somethin.....

Saturday, October 23, 2010

New Guns!

Alright you Dooshnozzles. Pauls swords was hunting through his grandfathers bedroom and came across a trick flip drawer at the bottom of one of his dressers. Basically it looks like a drawer but when you slide it out there is a hidden drawer that kinda flips up to reveal secrets. Well, behind this flip drawer was these guns. Nice, huh. I know, the american flags a nice touch, and I'm pretty sure the flag the guns are sitting on was riddin through the streets of France after the Allied Forces destroyed the Germans. I think these things can actually blow someones teeth clean off their face.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

New letter found!

Paul's Swords was cleaning out his wallet and found something that put a smile on his face. This was a letter received a while back when Paul's Swords was a young kid. Its easily worth a lot of money so let the bidding start at $5.00.

Sorry I like to party.

(Don't worry, his letter can also be found in the Letters about being upset section)

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

a BIG thank you from Paul's Swords

Paul's Swords wants to say thank you. Thank you to all the followers, friends and supporters. Everybody. Without you and all your support this would not be possible. Its been a long and good trip but we made it. Just think....... it only started with a little swords and guns collection. And now look: yardsales, sea trunks, bushes, chinese food...... everything. So thanks again and stay tuned to this website. Its only gonna get funner.

Oh ya, check out the swords and guns collection now son. A bunch of new stuff has been added. Thanks again.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Ok, new stuff!



Were getting closer. Pauls Swords had a yardsale but just couldn't part with any of his antique swords and guns. Sorry, I'm keeping those things cause there sweet. But check out the Letters and Yardsales section for news on the yardsale.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

DISCOVERED! Old Pirate Sea trunk.


Paul was up in Maine last weekend and at a yard sale next to the rusty old swing bridge in the middle of town he discovered an old sea chest pictured above. Paul was super pumped and got this funny feeling when he saw it and new it was worth a small fortune. Maybe like $500 or something. He got a really good price on it, I think I gave the old bag sitting there like $25. When Paul got it home he popped a few photos of the old sea chest out the back of his truck, and noticed a goon neighbor was watching. It seemed that the old man looked like he thought it was his sea trunk and Paul was stealing it from his house. Paul was easily ready to tell that old man to screw, its absolutely not his sea trunk, but rather Paul got it at a yard sale in Maine. The guy just walked inside and that was it.


Check out more photos of this bastard under the Sea Trunk section of this blog. It just may reveal a little more to the story of this pirate trunk. So don't leave this site until you've checked out the sea trunk.


Things sweet.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

BOOYAA! New Page Added!


Alright all my three blog followers friends. I just added a new Page to this blog. check out the We Delivery page for stories about chinese food delivery.



Saturday, June 12, 2010

WHAT!? Captain Lawn Jockey is HERE!

Dude, check it out. This little guy has arrived. He's here and I think he's here to stay. Unless anyone wants to buy it we can nagotiate a price. Starting bid $1500. Imagine, if you have no friends, you set this guy right up next to your couch, he'll easily be your drinking buddy. Or if you do have friends, you still set him up next to your couch. Look at that hand he's holding out, its screaming for an ice bucket or some sort of cooler you can fill with beers. You could even almost make him smoke butts. Check out the other photos in the "Bushes" section for pictures of this kid hiding in the bushes.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

NEWSFLASH


This is a newsflash of something that happened to the swords collection. Check it out:

Hello from Paul's Swords:


This is the Hello page to my swords collection. Don't get nervous. It just talks about swords and antique guns, and other war memorabelia. But their old and don't really work. They just look kinda cool. And make you feel kinda neat inside. Why does the name Gideon kinda make me a little upset? If a dude walked up to me and told me his name was Gideon I'de easily punch him in the face.

10-33-2010
UPDATE: The swords and guns collection page has been updated. It now features guns and blades. Check it out you balloon heads.