Chairs McGoo

Pauls Swords is back at it again dude:

May dad was clearing out his office that he was operating since the 60's and me being me, a picking antique eye for vintage valuable antique type of dude, decided to roll in there before all the crap went into the dumpster.

So Paul's Swords made a visit.

I surveyed the scene and saw these bad boys:

Vintage Herman Miller circa 1970 scoop chairs.

Boom. 

I think these Bad Units are worth something. Everybody slow down.

heres the makers tag so your not all saying i'm full of horse garbage:

orange chair

orange chair

This black chair rules. Not only because its sick, but it has wheels, take a look:

Amazing Chair

Makers tags for the black chair:

Makers tag on black chair

So I don't just have 1 of the orange chairs, I have 4. And I don't just have 1 of the black chairs, I have 2. How jealous is every single person who doesn't have these chairs? 

Wanna buy them? 

Let me think about that first because I might want to incorporate them into my 1970's themed house decor. I'll let you know.

Next stop, my grandmothers house, she'se got some sick shit.

Books Mcbooks

Alright you barrel-chested idiots, Pauls Swords took a little time off and was checking out shit at his grandmothers house the other day and found this:

THE HISTORY OF PAINTING.

All volumes 1 thorugh 8. No shit. I got it.

And This:

THE WORKS OF TENNYSON

You easily dont' have this.

All volumes 1 thorugh 8.  

So I started thinking, old books are sweet. 

So now I go to yard sales and look for old books. Haven't found anything yet but don't worry, I will.

I also found something else awesome over my grandmothers house. I'll get it up on this website soon. Its some sort of clam shell garden fountain. Except really sweet. Thing weighed about 500 pounds so I had Carlos help me carry it back to my parents yard.

Check this out:

One of my friends told me the other day that he got himself punched in the face at Starbucks because some guy had to wait like 45 minutes for a mocha latte. I was like, wait, were you working or waiting in line? Because i'm pretty sure you don't work at Starbucks and if you were waiting in line that makes no sense. Why would he punch YOU in the face, not the kid making the mocha coffees. Whatever.

EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS RULES.

Newly discovered ERB book collection discovered. We got it and it's here. Check it out:

Thanks dudes.

Spreadsheets

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The Original Buck Rodgers Death Ray

I almost forgot to add this bad boy to the gun & swords collection:

staring down the barrel of a hot-loaded Buck Rodgers Death Ray

So its come to my attention from a friend of mine that everybody he hangs out with call NIGHTHAWK that this may be a one of a kind Buck Rodgers Death Ray. Meaning that nobody else in the world has one of these except me. What's the price tag on a one of a kind Buck Rodgers Death Ray? $5,000,000? Slow down.

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Here it is: More cool stuff.

It came to my attention that I had this amongst my collection:

A pair of World War II field general's binoculars.
And a SMACK JACK.

So I'm not really sure if its a "Smack Jack" or maybe a "Jumpin Jack" or even a "Slap Jack" a "Black Jack" or a "Crack Smack". But I do know it came in a box with instructions for an N-1 Baton and it is definitely not an "N-1 Baton". Check this out:

This is the box my "Smack Jack" came in. I'm racking my brain wishing if only the N-1 Baton came in this box. Check out how sweet the N-1 Baton is:

This is the actual paperwork that was inside the "SmackJack" box talking about the N-1 Baton.

So I think these Smackjacks are used for keeping under your front seat so when you get into a little scuffle on the road you can pull over and give some idiot a quick slap across the back of the head with it.  I mean I'd never crack someone with a Smackjack but I know one of my buddies whipped one through some guys window after a high speed chase once. So my buddy chased this guy who gave him the finger back to his house right, the guy wheels into his driveway and sprints for the front door. He make it in so my buddy whips his Smackjack through the guys window as he peeps out of his window curtain. Moral of this story: Don't give anyone the finger on the road cause they may fallow you back to your house with a Smackjack.

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New Item: Paul's Weirdo Cards

I know its not swords or guns but check this out. This is the beginning of my recently discovered collection of strange and unusual non-sports cards collection. They're awesome so check it out:

BAM: Paul's Weirdo Cards Collection

Coming soon:
All 1966 Batman cards completed puzzles. UPDATE - BATMAN PUZZLES COMPLETED!
I made all these puzzles on my TV room table and laid out a black bathroom towel so all the cards wouldn't get banged up while I was making the puzzles. Talk about sweetest dude ever.

1966 Marvel Superhero cards complete puzzle. NOT COMPLETE YET.

I don't really have time to do anything, especially make puzzles cause I work at a breakfast store but this is one thing I wanna make time to do. What you say? Make the puzzles my friend.

Stay Tuned all you nerds. POW!!

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More stuff from the Swords Vault

Were getting into some new stuff here. Check out the new section "Swords and More" for some more shit. Oh ya, don't get nervous.

COMING SOON: phone calls to swords dealers. Pauls Swords really gets after a few swords dealers, and confuses a few too. Nice. Shut up.

Swords, guns, swords swords and guns.

SWORDS.

What?

(SIDE NOTE: This was part of a wall from my grandfathers house)

Gimme somethin.....