A pair of World War II field general's binoculars.
And a SMACK JACK.
So I'm not really sure if its a "Smack Jack" or maybe a "Jumpin Jack" or even a "Slap Jack" a "Black Jack" or a "Crack Smack". But I do know it came in a box with instructions for an N-1 Baton and it is definitely not an "N-1 Baton". Check this out:
This is the box my "Smack Jack" came in. I'm racking my brain wishing if only the N-1 Baton came in this box. Check out how sweet the N-1 Baton is:
This is the actual paperwork that was inside the "SmackJack" box talking about the N-1 Baton.
So I think these Smackjacks are used for keeping under your front seat so when you get into a little scuffle on the road you can pull over and give some idiot a quick slap across the back of the head with it. I mean I'd never crack someone with a Smackjack but I know one of my buddies whipped one through some guys window after a high speed chase once. So my buddy chased this guy who gave him the finger back to his house right, the guy wheels into his driveway and sprints for the front door. He make it in so my buddy whips his Smackjack through the guys window as he peeps out of his window curtain. Moral of this story: Don't give anyone the finger on the road cause they may fallow you back to your house with a Smackjack.
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