DISCOVERED! Old Pirate Sea trunk.

Paul was up in Maine last weekend and at a yard sale next to the rusty old swing bridge in the middle of town he discovered an old sea chest pictured above. Paul was super pumped and got this funny feeling when he saw it and new it was worth a small fortune. Maybe like $500 or something. He got a really good price on it, I think I gave the old bag sitting there like $25. When Paul got it home he popped a few photos of the old sea chest out the back of his truck, and noticed a goon neighbor was watching. It seemed that the old man looked like he thought it was his sea trunk and Paul was stealing it from his house. Paul was easily ready to tell that old man to screw, its absolutely not his sea trunk, but rather Paul got it at a yard sale in Maine. The guy just walked inside and that was it.

Check out more photos of this bastard under the Sea Trunk section of this blog. It just may reveal a little more to the story of this pirate trunk. So don't leave this site until you've checked out the sea trunk.

Things sweet.

BOOYAA! New Page Added!

Alright all my three blog followers friends. I just added a new Page to this blog. check out the We Delivery page for stories about chinese food delivery.

WHAT!? Captain Lawn Jockey is HERE!

Dude, check it out. This little guy has arrived. He's here and I think he's here to stay. Unless anyone wants to buy it we can nagotiate a price. Starting bid $1500. Imagine, if you have no friends, you set this guy right up next to your couch, he'll easily be your drinking buddy. Or if you do have friends, you still set him up next to your couch. Look at that hand he's holding out, its screaming for an ice bucket or some sort of cooler you can fill with beers. You could even almost make him smoke butts. Check out the other photos in the "Bushes" section for pictures of this kid hiding in the bushes.

NEWSFLASH

This is a newsflash of something that happened to the swords collection. Check it out:

Hello from Paul's Swords:

This is the Hello page to my swords collection. Don't get nervous. It just talks about swords and antique guns, and other war memorabelia. But their old and don't really work. They just look kinda cool. And make you feel kinda neat inside. Why does the name Gideon kinda make me a little upset? If a dude walked up to me and told me his name was Gideon I'de easily punch him in the face.

10-33-2010

UPDATE: The swords and guns collection page has been updated. It now features guns and blades. Check it out you balloon heads.